Howard Stern hosted Julie Cailini ('96 Playmate of the Year) and Stacey Sanchez ('97
Playmate of the Year) for a morning of sordid joviality. The ladies, who were promoting
their latest calendars, answered ten questions from Howard, ostensibly to demonstrate how
important it is for them *AS ROLE MODELS* for young women to stay up on current affairs.
The ladies' answers were amusing (and a bit sad), but the bit did prove that you don't
have to be a neurosurgeon to earn a pile of cash! Love him or hate him, you have to
appreciate Howard's sense of the absurd.
Q: Who is the President of Russia?
Julie: "Gorbachev"
Stacey: "Gretzky"
(Correct answer: Boris Yeltsin)
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Q: Define the meaning of NAACP.
Julie: "Something, something, for Certified Pianists"
Stacey: "It's some kind of police organization."
(Correct answer: National Association for the Advancement of Colored People)
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Q: Who was the inventor of the lightbulb?
Julie: "I know Edison invented the telephone, but I can't remember the lightbulb
guy."
Stacey: "I don't know."
(Correct answer: Thomas A. Edison. Alexander Graham Bell was the phone guy!)
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Q: Who is the Speaker of the House?
Julie: "Gore something-or-other."
Stacey: "Bill Clinton."
(Correct answer: Newt Gingrich. "Gore" is the U.S. Vice President, "Bill
Clinton" is the U.S. President)
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Q: Define the meaning of the letters CIA.
Julie: "I don't know."
Stacey: "Certified Investigation Association."
(Correct answer: Central Intelligence Agency)
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Q: What is the center of our solar system?
Julie: "The Equator"
Stacey: "The Moon"
(Correct answer: The Sun)
TO CREATE BETTER ODDS FOR THE GIRLS, HOWARD SWITCHED TO WHAT HE TERMED, "INDUSTRY
RELATED" QUESTIONS:
Q: What do the initials "DK" stand for?
A: Both knew it was fashion designer "Donna Karan".
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Q: What is "Cristal"?
A: Both knew it was champagne.
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Q: What car company has a model known as a "911?"
A: Both knew it was Porsche.
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Q: Whose face is on the (U.S.) $100 bill?
A: Both knew it was Ben Franklin.
