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Votes:12Rating:Rating = 3.83

ODE TO BOYS

We like them, but do they like us?

The ones we do never fuss

They never stop in and we wonder why

We stress, we bitch, we sometimes cry.

"Guys are assholes!" we always say.

Yet their stupid games we always play.

One day this, one day that.

So we turn to food which makes us fat.

Then they complain we're putting on weight

Defining to us why we never date.

They're the reason, those stupid fucks,

Making us believe college life sucks.

SCREW THEM ALL, LET'S GRAB A BEER!

 

We've got our friends, they're all here.

Cheers to the girls, fuck the guys.

We're sick of their shit and stupid ass lies.

We don't need them, no not us.

Good for a scam, but never to trust.

 

So here's what to do:

Together we stand.

We'll party it up with beers in each hand.

Alone in our beds of course it might end,

But we don't get dumped and we still have our FRIENDS!

Votes:12Rating:Rating = 3.83

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