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Votes:7Rating:Rating = 4.14

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ON MEN & WOMEN

To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct:

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

 

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

 

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

 

She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.

 

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

 

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

 

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

 

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

 

She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

 

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

 

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

 

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

 

She is not KINKY - She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION.

 

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

 

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.

 

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How To Talk About Men And Still Be Politically Correct:

He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

 

He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

 

He doesn't GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He investigates ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

 

He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

 

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

 

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

 

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

 

He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

 

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

 

He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT.

 

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

Votes:7Rating:Rating = 4.14

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