What a Woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up , your
stuff is laying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do the laundry right now!!!!"
What a Man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!