MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated
American football into her vagina.
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a
detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is
drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of
still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a
double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,
but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also
hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of
ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering
turd' over period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender
is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of
2 mins 42 seconds.