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Votes:29Rating:Rating = 4.05

PENIS PROMOTION

The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

- has to work hard;

- has to work at great depths;

- has to work upside down;

- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;

- has to work in a high humidity environment;

- has to work at high temperatures;

- does not get weekends and holidays off;

- does not get time off after extra hours of work;

- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request denied for the following reasons:

- does not work 8 hours in a row;

- does not answer immediately to all requests;

- does not have a degree;

- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;

- shows no fidelity to the workplace;

- retires too early;

- does not work at all unless pushed from behind;

- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.

Votes:29Rating:Rating = 4.05

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