What should be the official name for Bill & Hillary Clinton's New York abode? There were lots of possibilities, according to the creative audience of The Jayne Carroll Show, a political talk radio program which airs daily in the Portland, Oregon, metropolitan area. On Friday, September 10th, Carroll asked her audience to come up with an official name for the Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York. Carroll's call-in contest required the names to be in relative good taste, original, and should capture the essence of one or both of the Clintons. The response was overwhelming! Some names nominated for the Clinton's new home included:

Perjurers' Palace

HillBilly Villa

The House of Bill's Repute

Drawers Downs

Cheatem Estates

Sin Simeon

The Knee Pad

The White Trash House

The Blight House

The Panderosa Liars' Lair

Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast

The Clinton Compost

Dogpatch on the Hudson

The Hen House

The Out House

The Love Shack

The House of Seven Felonies

Motel Sex

But the clear, hands-down winner was...