Search This Site:


Boss near?
Leave quick!
panicbut.gif (970 bytes)

      HUMOR MENU
  Random Humor Link
  Online & Internet
  Microsoft & Bill Gates
  Computers & Technology
  Men, Women & Sex
  Stupid People / Crazy Ads
  Life, Living & Location
  Music, Radio, TV & Movies
  Kids, Pets & Animals
  Government & Politics
  Work & Corporate
  Education & Language
  Holiday, Season, Religion
  Travel, Cars & Driving
  Eating, Drinking & Drugs
  One-liners, Quotes, Etc.
  Fun & Funny Things To Do
  All Other / Misc. Humor
  Joke-A-Minute / Archives
  Image / Photo Archives
  FunEHumor Home Page

      SITE MENU
  Get Free Email Updates
  Recommend us to others +
  Visitor Testimonials
  Take Our Site Survey +
  Help Support This Site
  Advertise on FunEHumor
  Send Us Email
  News & Announcements
  Last Mailing List Update +
  Funny Disclaimer
  Privacy Policy
  (+) - opens in new window


Please Show Your Support For This Site!!     (Click this text for details)

---

Votes:3Rating:Rating = 2.67

DO-IT-YOURSELF COUNTRY WESTERN SONGS

Fill in each blank with one choice:

I met her _____________(1) __________________(2);

I can still recall______________________(3)

1 on the highway in Sheboygan in the restroom at a truck stop in a treehouse
in a jail cell in a nightmare incognito while performing community service
2 in September at McDonalds ridin' shotgun wrestlin' gators all hunched over
poppin' uppers sort of pregnant lookin' sorta dead
3 that purple dress that flowered hat that burlap bra the hearing aid the neon sign
the boxer shorts the homemade prosthesis the orange thong and pink tube top

she wore; She was ______________(4) _____________________(5)

4 sobbin' at the toll booth drinkin' Coors Light crawlin' thru the sagebrush chewin' on a hangnail talkin' Cajun
weighted down with Twinkies breakin' out with acne smellin' kinda funny
5 in the twilight but I loved her near the off-ramp with her rattlesnake on her elbows
with Miss Piggy in her muu muu when she shot me

and I knew ______________(6); ______________(7)

6 no guy would ever love her more I'd never rate her more than a "4" I would have to listen to her snore I'd have to scrape her off the floor what strong deodorants were for
that she was just a filthy whore that I would upchuck on the floor it was a raven, nothing more
7 I promised her I knew deep down She asked me if I told her shrink The judge declared
A Klingon said My hound dog thought Her psychic friend said The blood test showed

I'd _____________(8) forever; She said to me ______________(9);

8 stay with her warp her mind swear off booze punch her out live off her mother
catch her rash salivate pick my nose hate her dog
9 our love would never die there was no other guy that Nixon didn't lie that Rolaids made her high she loved my one blue eye
she couldn't stand my tie she would unzip my fly my b.o. made her cry

But who'd have thought she'd ________________(10) ________________(11)

10 run off shoplift wind up boogie make it
black out bobsled grovel freak out
11 with my best friend in my Edsel on a surfboard on "Oprah" on my Workmate
with her cousin while in labor while playing Bingo in her beer

__________________ (12) goodbye.

12 You'd think at least that she'd have said I never had the chance to say She told her dumb friend Grace to say I now can kiss my credit cards I guess I was too drunk to say
I pushed her off the bridge and waved I watched her mascara run as she said She fell beneath the wheels of my truck and said Her brother's size 10 boot told me

Votes:3Rating:Rating = 2.67

Join | Remove

New Humor List
Daily Joke List
Weekly Joke List
    

Is this page funny?
Send it to someone!
 

 

 

 


In Association with Amazon.com
Copyright 1998-2007   FunEHumor.com    |    http:\\www.funehumor.com    |     contactus@funehumor.com
The displaying of copyright information on this site is designed to refer to the FunEHumor name, the FunEHumor.com web site address and all elements of the web site itself, including, but not limited to our logos, the site design, layout and overall appearance, and the use of our name publicly or for profit. We are in no way attempting to imply that we have any copyrights or trademarks on or for any of the humorous content/material or humor content/material names located within our web site.