Fill in each blank with one choice:
I met her _____________(1) __________________(2);
I can still recall______________________(3)
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on the highway |
in Sheboygan |
in the restroom |
at a truck stop |
in a treehouse |
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in a jail cell |
in a nightmare |
incognito |
while performing community service |
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| 2 |
in September |
at McDonalds |
ridin' shotgun |
wrestlin' gators |
all hunched over |
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poppin' uppers |
sort of pregnant |
lookin' sorta dead |
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that purple dress |
that flowered hat |
that burlap bra |
the hearing aid |
the neon sign |
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the boxer shorts |
the homemade prosthesis |
the orange thong and pink tube top |
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she wore; She was ______________(4) _____________________(5)
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sobbin' at the toll booth |
drinkin' Coors Light |
crawlin' thru the sagebrush |
chewin' on a hangnail |
talkin' Cajun |
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weighted down with Twinkies |
breakin' out with acne |
smellin' kinda funny |
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| 5 |
in the twilight |
but I loved her |
near the off-ramp |
with her rattlesnake |
on her elbows |
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with Miss Piggy |
in her muu muu |
when she shot me |
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and I knew ______________(6); ______________(7)
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no guy would ever love her more |
I'd never rate her more than a "4" |
I would have to listen to her snore |
I'd have to scrape her off the floor |
what strong deodorants were for |
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that she was just a filthy whore |
that I would upchuck on the floor |
it was a raven, nothing more |
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| 7 |
I promised her |
I knew deep down |
She asked me if |
I told her shrink |
The judge declared |
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A Klingon said |
My hound dog thought |
Her psychic friend said |
The blood test showed |
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I'd _____________(8) forever; She said to me ______________(9);
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stay with her |
warp her mind |
swear off booze |
punch her out |
live off her mother |
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catch her rash |
salivate |
pick my nose |
hate her dog |
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| 9 |
our love would never die |
there was no other guy |
that Nixon didn't lie |
that Rolaids made her high |
she loved my one blue eye |
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she couldn't stand my tie |
she would unzip my fly |
my b.o. made her cry |
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But who'd have thought she'd ________________(10) ________________(11)
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run off |
shoplift |
wind up |
boogie |
make it |
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black out |
bobsled |
grovel |
freak out |
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| 11 |
with my best friend |
in my Edsel |
on a surfboard |
on "Oprah" |
on my Workmate |
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with her cousin |
while in labor |
while playing Bingo |
in her beer |
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__________________ (12) goodbye.
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You'd think at least that she'd have said |
I never had the chance to say |
She told her dumb friend Grace to say |
I now can kiss my credit cards |
I guess I was too drunk to say |
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I pushed her off the bridge and waved |
I watched her mascara run as she said |
She fell beneath the wheels of my truck and said |
Her brother's size 10 boot told me |
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