With the introduction of Viagra in response to a perennial male problem, a famous
British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to
redress the balance...
MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours
without pausing once.
STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their
COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, thus allowing
'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.
LOGICON - Trials have showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition
through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non
relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me anymore'.
PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta
into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes.
MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than
in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.
WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely
walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed within their credit limit.
BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic
beverages and snacks during televised sports.