-He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
-SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
-Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
-Three words: carpal paw syndrom.
-Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing www.purina.com intead
of working.
-The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
-He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail"
- It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
-The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
-He can't stick his head out of Windows 98.