MY OATH TO YOU

When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking  bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,......... I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........ I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

And when you are lost,........ I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick......... I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath............... I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.