All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop
into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the
little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go
around, the cell necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells
already assigned elsewhere in the female.
Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications center of
the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs. If you visualize
a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few
cards short, so to speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts. This difference
between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways. Little girls will tend
to play things like house or learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things
like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think
about doing things before taking any action. Little boys will just punch or
kick something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their
little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way. This basic cognitive
difference continues to grow until puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the
trouble really begins.
After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the center
of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower
in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside. Of course, the size of this problem
varies from man to man. In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they
are left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually
speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Engineers." Other men suffer
larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as "Pilots." A
small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins. These men are
usually referred to as..... "Mr.President."
