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IF THE PHONE COMPANY RAN A RESTAURANT

RESTAURANT SERVICES

Cod steak $8.17

French fries $2.01

Peas $1.40

Limited Meal Service $30.85

Knife $0.60

Fork $3.17

Metal Cutlery With Handles $6.20

Table Access Charge $1.19

Chair Maintenance Plan $2.95

Menu Listing Service $0.49

Condiments and Sauces (detail below) $1.11

Federal Fish Tax $0.62

Local Menu Readability $0.23

TOTAL $58.99

ITEMIZED CONDIMENTS AND SAUCES

With Limited Meal Service you pay a fixed nightly rate for air and water at your table. Consult your menu for condiment and sauce rates.

Item Number of ml Rate per ml Amount

Ketchup 10 0.03 0.30

Salt 1 0.01 0.01

Tartare 20 0.04 0.80

Total 1.11

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