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Votes:23Rating:Rating = 3.29

QUOTES BY WOMEN, ABOUT WOMEN

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

* Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as strayeyebrows.

* Janette Barber

Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.

* Jan King

A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"

* Linda Ellerbee

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

* Lily Tomlin

You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.

* Geri Jewell

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

* Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

* Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

* Erma Brombeck

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do--what he can't.

* Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

* Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

* Jennifer Unlimited

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

* Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

* Jennifer Unlimited

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss... and they called ME slow!

* Kathy Buckley

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.

* Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful woman....is a basket of dirty laundry.

* Sally Forth

Behind every successful woman...is a man who is surprised.

Votes:23Rating:Rating = 3.29

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