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Votes:24Rating:Rating = 3.67

A GUIDE TO YOUR PAYCHECK

It has been brought to our attention that some employees seem to be having difficulty understanding their paycheck deductions stub. The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks:

Item / Amount:

Gross pay $1,222.02

Income tax $ 244.40

Outgo tax $ 45.21

State tax $ 11.60

Interstate tax $ 61.10

County tax $ 6.11

City tax $ 12.22

Rural tax $ 4.44

Back tax $ 1.11

Front tax $ 1.16

Side tax $ 1.61

Up tax $ 2.22

Tic-Tacs $ 1.98

Thumbtacks $ 3.93

Carpet tacks $ 0.98

Stadium tax $ 0.69

Flat tax $ 8.32

Surtax $ 3.46

Corporate tax $ 2.60

Parking fee $ 5.00

F.I.C.A. $ 81.88

T.G.I.F. Fund $ 9.95

Life insurance $ 5.85

Health ins. $ 16.23

Dental ins. $ 4.50

Mental ins. $ 4.33

Reassurance $ 0.11

Disability $ 2.50

Ability $ 0.25

Liability $ 3.41

Unreliability $ 10.99

Coffee $ 6.85

Coffee Cups $ 6.31

Computer rental $ 60.20

Floor rental $ 16.85

Chair rental $ 0.32

Desk rental $ 4.32

Union dues $ 5.85

Union don'ts $ 3.77

Cash advance $ 0.69

Cash retreats $ 121.35

Overtime $ 1.26

Undertime $ 54.83

Eastern time $ 9.00

Central time $ 8.00

Mountain time $ 7.00

Pacific time $ 6.00

Time Out $ 12.20

Oxygen $ 10.02

Water $ 16.54

Heat $ 51.42

Cool air $ 26.83

Hot air $ 20.00

Miscellaneous $ 113.29

Sundry $ 12.09

Various $ 8.01

Net Take Home Pay $0.02

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. All questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere.

Votes:24Rating:Rating = 3.67

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