"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." -Joseph Stalin

Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates

Jews for Buchanan

My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President

Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo

DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE........LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU

I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER

IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES

The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.

The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you! (choke) Banana Republicans

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had Campaign spending: $184,000,000. Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless.