There are only 10 times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

10. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Look at all them @#$%ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein,1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 566

4. "Where the @#$% am I?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$%'s going to find out?"- BillClinton, 1999

And number 1 . . . drum roll . . . . .

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad." - Osama bin Laden, 2001