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Votes:52Rating:Rating = 3.60

MORE DEFINITIONS BY GENDER

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
   Female......Any part under a car's hood.
   Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
   Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
   Male........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
   Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
   Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
   Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
   Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
   Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
   Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
   Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
   Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
   Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve..
   Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
   Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
   Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

Votes:52Rating:Rating = 3.60

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