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RE-RELEASED SONG LYRICS FOR THE AGING
For all who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there
is good news. Some of the old artists have re-released their greatest hits with new lyrics
to accommodate their aging audience.
The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Carly Simon - "You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Give Me Arthritis"
ABBA - "Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles - "I Get By with a Little Help From Depend
Steely Dan - "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"
Credence Clearwater Revival - "Bad Prune a-Rising"
Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Who - "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication
Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
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