For all who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news. Some of the old artists have re-released their greatest hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.

  The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

  Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

  Carly Simon - "You're So Varicose Vein"

  The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

  Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

  Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

  The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

  Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Give Me Arthritis"

  ABBA - "Denture Queen"

  Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

  Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

  Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

  The Beatles - "I Get By with a Little Help From Depend

  Steely Dan - "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"

  Credence Clearwater Revival - "Bad Prune a-Rising"

  Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

  The Who - "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication

  Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"