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DIS-ORDER IN THE COURT
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in
court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying
calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q:
Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
_______________________________
Q: What is your date of
birth?
A: July 15.
Q: What year?
A: Every
year.
______________________________________
Q:
What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats
and Reeboks.
______________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A:
Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something
that you've forgotten?
_____________________________________
Q: How old is your
son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I
can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
Q: What was the first
thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why
did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
Q: Do you know if
your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We
do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
Q: Now doctor, isn't
it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know
about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar
exam?
___________________________________
Q: The
youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
_____________________________________
Q: Were you present
when your picture was taken?
______________________________________
Q: So the date of
conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q:
And what were you doing at that time?
______________________________________
Q: She had three
children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were
boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
Q: How was your
first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by
whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
Q: Can you describe
the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a
beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
______________________________________
Q: Is your
appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go
to work.
______________________________________
Q:
Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
Q: ALL your
responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?
A: Oral.
______________________________________
Q: Do you recall the
time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30
p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A:
No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
______________________________________
Q:
Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
______________________________________
Q: Doctor, before
you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A:
No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be
so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a
jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law somewhere.
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