"Aim towards the Enemy." -- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." -- US Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." -- USAF Ammunition Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -- Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." -- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." -- US Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." --Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways." -- US Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." -- Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." -- Colonel David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." -- Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -- Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." -- Anonymous

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." --Unknown Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -- Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -- USA Ammunition Troop