A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his
class.He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and
that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late: a medically certifiable
illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up."But
what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally
settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look."Well, young
man" he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other