Oh, I just couldn't, hell, she's only 14.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a minivan.
Hmm, I think I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in THIS house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmers?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
Wrestling is fake.
You kids can't ride in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
That's roadkill, it's not fit to eat.
Do you think my gut is too big?
Honey, we don't need another dog.
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Trim the fat off my steak, please.
I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad with unsweetened tea, please.
I like cappuccino better than espresso.
I have it all stored on my C drive.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
The tires on that truck are too big.
The flowers on that hat are too big.
That ratty old pair of Levis just can't be mended one more time.
I'll have the grapefruit and granola instead of biscuits and gravy.
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.